lokis-army-at-221b:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

inappropiately hurrying Bilbo, #1-7

i’d say i’m sorry, but i’m not

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1:  But I'm not Gay!
Man 2:  Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1:  but I'm not!
Man 2:  IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:  honestly?
Man 2:  THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:  probably Iron Man.
Man 2:  SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1:  yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2:  ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1:  well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2:  oh yeah..
Man 1:  and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman:  EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2:  ...and you said you werent gay!

loldemort:

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. -Samwise Gamgee

pinebird:

kookoomama:

gaang growing old. Can’t wait for Zuko’s old version

AANG

touristseason:

iheartnrivera:

Punk’d | Dianna Agron | Sneak Peek

OMG! AAAAAAHHH!!! AK AK AK!!!

the way she’s pumping that like it’s a bike tire and she’s TOTALLY grossed out and CONFUSED. ahahahha! her face! she’s like wtf is this how you do it? is this how a penis works? idk idk jess help me! 

also apparently the only way to get dianna near a penis is tell her it’s to save a life. 

good to know, good to know.

(Source: ohmytimelord-dr)

very-sincerely-yours:

moraniarty:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

reichenfeels:

isthatwhyourecallingyourselfgreg:

sugrawr:

aristophrenic:

takemylovedowntoviolethill:

aristophrenic:

“Sherlock shows his Tarka side”. This is page 3 in the Metro; a free newspaper distributed in major UK cities.
Well done, Tumblr.

I really can’t believe this. Benedict’s career might just have been made by one photoset. 

Mr Aristo spotted it on his way to work, luckily I managed to find a discarded newspaper on my bus to work. He said “I bet you’re jealous”. If I get off-Tumblr referrals to whatareyouwearingbenedict it gives me weird feelings. I don’t think I could handle being in the paper. Let the otters take the glory, they deserve it.
oh my god tumblr what did you do

OH MY GOD TUMBLR WHAT DID YOU DO

I cannot BREATHE

TUMBLR. I DON”T KNOW WEATHER CRY OR LOVE YOU.

THIS IS OTTERLY CRAZY

WE JUST TOOK OUR CRAZY TO THE NEXT LEVEL

very-sincerely-yours:

moraniarty:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

reichenfeels:

isthatwhyourecallingyourselfgreg:

sugrawr:

aristophrenic:

takemylovedowntoviolethill:

aristophrenic:

“Sherlock shows his Tarka side”. This is page 3 in the Metro; a free newspaper distributed in major UK cities.

Well done, Tumblr.

I really can’t believe this. Benedict’s career might just have been made by one photoset. 

Mr Aristo spotted it on his way to work, luckily I managed to find a discarded newspaper on my bus to work. He said “I bet you’re jealous”. If I get off-Tumblr referrals to whatareyouwearingbenedict it gives me weird feelings. I don’t think I could handle being in the paper. Let the otters take the glory, they deserve it.

oh my god tumblr what did you do

OH MY GOD TUMBLR WHAT DID YOU DO

I cannot BREATHE

TUMBLR. I DON”T KNOW WEATHER CRY OR LOVE YOU.

THIS IS OTTERLY CRAZY

WE JUST TOOK OUR CRAZY TO THE NEXT LEVEL

(Source: the-empty-hearse)

pterolynne:

#OH MY GOD #things you cannot unsee

(Source: maakeba)

Augustus:  Literally.
Hazel:  Literally?
Augustus:  We are literally in the heart of Jesus. I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus.
Hazel:  Someone should tell Jesus. I mean, it's gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart.
Augustus:  I would tell Him myself, but unfortunately I am literally stuck inside of His heart, so He won't be able to hear me.

blainersandcoops:

coopranderson:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

vividscarletsky:

Ahem. CURT

“well they were all over my dash” CURT MEGA WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FOLLOWING

(Source: youmovemepotter)

Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)

(Source: verdemonde)

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